Here's a Caffeine Court holiday recipe-sure to please your whole family!
(Especially the ones who are into bestiality!)
Cook A Bikini On Your Turkey | |
Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes. Sprinkle paprika in your basting sauce to really give your bird a deep tan.
HEY-that looks like me after a spray tan!
Anyway-I hope you have a safe and joyful holiday. |
5 comments:
That is hilarious! Happy Thanksgiving!
Too funny. Thanks. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh Lord.
Heh, I was laughing at my chicken today (yes, chicken, not turkey, long story!) because I turned it over so the breast was facing up, and it flopped over in the pan JUST LIKE THIS. It totally looked like the little guy was ready to catch some rays. I also may or may not have made my raw chicken do "The Chicken Dance."
Happy Thanksgiving!
So funny! Thanks for sharing!
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