1.20.2008

Love match???

HEY EVERYONE! It's "Scroll Down SUNDAY" Here's a post from my rookie blogging days...

My husband and I started playing mixed doubles a few weeks ago. Last week Brad was on a business trip, so I played with another partner. No biggie right? Wrong!

Both my Dad and sister had lots of questions. My sister said her husband would be angry if she played tennis with another man. My Dad was concerned also. Would this upset Brad? Who was my partner? I really stirred up the pot.

Frankly, I was surprised. It's tennis for Pete's sake! I asked Brad if he was jealous. But before I let him answer I proceeded to mention that my partner was not that good looking. As though if he looked like Antonio Banderas my husband would have something to worry about! If you're going to cheat, then you will. I don't think it has anything to do with how many men you see in a day, or how good looking they are! I stay at home with my kids, but I see men everyday, just because someone delivers a UPS package to my door, or picks up my trash and just happens to be male, it doesn't mean I can't control myself. (There's a porno movie somewhere in this train of thought.) My point is, that I took a vow and as boring as it sounds I'm sticking with it. When people question things like playing mixed doubles I wonder where their heads are at. I think the most suspicious people are usually the most guilty.

The only exception for me is the whole "Dancing with the Stars" thing. If Brad were a celebrity and they asked him to go on the show, my answer would be an emphatic NO! That, my friend, is a little too familiar for me. When I play tennis I'm not wearing high heels, a micro-mini and straddling my partner. (Unless of course my partner is Brad!)

I will admit that sometimes I forget to wear my bloomers and go commando on the court, (See above photo), and yet no one makes a pass at me! So Dad and Sis, you've got nothing to worry about! Thursday nights are all about a bunch of middle aged people getting sweaty and breathing heavy on the court, not between the sheets!


5 comments:

Candace said...

that is hilarious!
so true about the suspicious ones too i think!
and I agree about dancing with the star. didn't the ice skating guy leave his wife and newborn baby just to keep doing the tango with buffy?

Southern Fried Girl said...

I am with you. I am secure enough about my hubs to go through my life without seeing double entendres all over.

I am also with you on the dancing. Something about that is just tooooo much like booty. LOL

Tickled Pink & Green said...

LOL!!!So what's the woman going to do in the next pic? Scratch her privates?! That is hilarious.

boopsie42 said...

So you are suspicious of your Dad ?
Very interesting. Back 30 years ago he played weekly mixed doubles with a very attractive neighbor.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ????????????????

Nissa said...

VERY true!

And I wanna know where you found that pic! Hilarious!

 
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