Today I received my AARP membership application in the mail. I must say I was a little taken aback. After all, I don't turn 50 until 2015!
Maybe I should fill out the form anyway, hell I could sure use some discounts on travel, hotels and car rentals! Other membership benefits include safe driving courses, (God knows I need someone to tell me not to talk on the phone, pass my kids chicken nuggets and change the radio station simultaneously while operating a minivan) as well as assigning me a spokesperson for my rights. After all, I've been noticing the lifeguards at my beach club have been practicing age discrimination and hardly ever whistle when I saunter by in my Lands' End tankini!
If that isn't enough reason to join, The AARP Magazine looks like great reading! (I hear there are some fantastic articles on colonoscopies, liver spots and E.D.) :)
Plus I'm sure I'll get all kinds of compliments on how FABULOUS I look at 50.
Do you think AARP members get discounts on Botox?