2.05.2008

Do I OFFEND??? Apparently the answer is YES!

I have received quite a bit of backlash regarding my previous post. Many of my friends and readers have implored me to remove the post from my blog, arguing that this time I've gone too far.

I'm sorry if I have offended any of you. I was as grossed out as anyone when I received this e-mail from Daily Candy. My point is...yes, this product is about as gross as it gets, but isn't it sad that the beauty industry has us worrying that even our most private areas are less than perfect!

Next thing you know there will be a $200 cream formulated to make our spleens smoother and wrinkle free. And guess what? I'm sure there will be plenty of suckers out there who will buy it!


30 comments:

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

Ha Ha. I just read your blog for the first time today and had to scroll down to see what you were talking about. Too funny. I agree, what is left for them to think of next???

ally said...

You were only sharing what we all were thinking. I have a feeling that Daily Candy received quite the backlash as well and I am sure it was much worse than yours!

Leslie Ann said...

F-em. People are so annoying.

Amy said...

Oh wow, I just read that post. And seriously? Wow! I've seen it all now.

Traci Anne said...

Dude, Leslie Ann, ditto. WTF, people actually complained to you?! How about complaining to DailyCandy or the company if they want to complain to someone?! I personally think they have way too much time on their hands.

Maria said...

HEY!

It's your blog right?
Aiight then.

A Buns Life said...

Whatever.....I personally have chosen to never take a look down there again since having children. For some reason I wanted to see just how large my hemorrhoid was......bad idea. Not so sure I care to see if I need to bleach the nether region and I KNOW nobody is going to see it anyway!!

LunaNik said...

I say buy a box of this anal bleach and raffle it off. Only those who are offended shall be in it to win it! =)

Hair Girl said...

Don't take it down, You get to control content on your blog.

For me it brought back memories of Beavis and Butthead- "I need TP for my bunghole!" Too much college drinking!
I think you should send a tube to Ashley's Closet. That girl would try it and let us all know about the results.

jennchez said...

your blog your choice!! your just keepin' it real. people need to chill.

Jennchez said...

your blog your choice!! your just keepin' it real. people need to chill.

Jennchez said...

sorry for the double post, i really need to get some sleep :)

FUN-ky Mama said...

I can't imagine telling someone else what to post on their own blog. I'm glad you didn't remove it because I just read it, and it's pretty damned funny! Who'd have thunk it...bunghole bleach.

a. said...

How about this? I wonder if it's offensive?

http://www.styledash.com/2008/02/05/a-wine-rack-the-ladies-will-love/

Kate said...

I thought it was funny!

Le Petite Redhead said...

Oh good golly! People really wanted you to remove the post?

Sounds like some people need to just chill out or at least vent to Daily Candy instead. Geez, you were just passing along the info.

Belle in Bloom said...

Good grief...

And tell your Hubby, NO butt bleach for Valentine's Day! Only pretty things... ;)

Penny said...

I wasn't offended when I read it. I understood you were posting something that you thought was as unbelievable as we would. I'm scared to think of what product will be out there next!

sltbee69 said...

Um .. isn't this YOUR blog? They don't like it, they don't have to read it. Right? People need to get a life!

Melissa said...

Whatever. You have a right to post anything you want on YOUR blog. Don't take it down. Yes, it was so gross, but I found the whole entry to be funny. People need to lighten up a little bit. Ignore them because they had one heck of a nerve complaining to you...

magnolia mama said...

I thought the post was hilarious!

Caffeine Court said...

Melissa-I liked your choice of words "people need to LIGHTEN UP a little bit!" PRECISELY what this product is for...to LIGHTEN UP!

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Not gonna lie. Sure as all get out knew about the "hiney-hole bleach". That's all I'm going to say about that.

And I really, really, really hate when people criticize a blog. Seriously, tell 'em to eat shi-ot. Tons of "I love Jesus" blogs out there if they're looking for that. Otherwise, read on and giggle.

Keep on keeping on friend. BTW, maybe they thought our arses were extra dark, what with it being Ash Wednesday? hee hee

Tara R. said...

One, I can't believe there was such a product, and two, screw the wimps who were offended. I do like LunaNik's suggestion. That would be too funny.

david mcmahon said...

Hope no one turns the other cheek....

Just sayin' ....

Anonymous said...

If they can't take a f_ _ _, post them!

Tickled Pink & Green said...

I totally rely on you to share this type of information with us. (remember the she-nis? - or was that what it was called?).... ;-)

The Wife said...

I came to your blog for the first time the other day and laughed my as* off (with a non-lightened bunghole, of course.) Now I see people complaining??? That annoys me.

Melissa said...

LOL I didn't even realize the pun I made!

The 5 Bickies said...

I wasn't offended...incredulous that the product exists but not offended by your very hilarious post.

 
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