2.05.2008

ANOTHER thing to worry about!


I received the following in my "Daily Candy" e-mail today. I thought I'd seen everything, but this takes the cake! It was bad enough that I had to worry about wrinkles, cellulite and the roots of my hair! Now I have to add to my list of concerns the COLOR OF MY "BUNGHOLE?!"

Cut us a break already!!!









BungGlow 8
South Beach Skin Solutions Lightening Gel

Van Morrison wrote the song “Brown Eyed Girl” as an endearing ode to a former love.

And while some will always argue that brown eyes are classic, others are looking for a change.

It has come to our attention that it is no longer acceptable for your bunghole to be, well, brown. (Yeah, we said bunghole.) And South Beach Skin Solutions has developed a lightening gel that is safe for that sensitive area (no, we have not tried it).

The natural product claims to give your poopshooter “a fresher, more youthful look” by making it blend in with your natural skin tone. (Seriously?) Here’s how it works: The gentle formula first exfoliates then naturally depigments and whitens the backdoor by reducing the activity of tyrosinase (an enzyme responsible for darkening) in the skin.

They claim you’ll see results in just a few weeks, or else you get your money back.

Consider it your ace in the hole.

Available online at southbeachskinsolutions.com.



23 comments:

Mom on the Run said...

Somebody has too much time on their hands. I'm happy to get all the chin hairs plucked before I get a haircut so I don't officially go on the icky list at my hairdresser's.

Belle in Bloom said...

I got this "Daily Candy" email bright and early this morning. I was shocked. Do I really need to worry about this as well? There's my stretch mark-c-section belly, black roots, wrinkles, freckles, the list goes on! I mean, come on, who's showing THAT except a porn star? Am I right?

Donna said...

I can't believe I missed this one -- or that the Daily Candy sent out their April Fool's email two months early.

Rachel said...

Eeew.
This is a serious case of vanity. I'm with Belle, unless you're a porn star, a stripper or a nudist exhibitionist. Seriously. Can we say waste of good money? If you're that close, you know I poop. Deal with it.

LunaNik said...

You've never heard of this before????

I have. It's very popular with porn stars...don't ask me how I know that.

Heh.

Ok, so I saw it on Howard Stern.

Maria said...

Wow.

Jennchez said...

ugghhh...

that is just nasty! i think i'll just focus on my "mom"(stretch) marks instead.

just found your blog a week ago and am lovin' it!

Traci Anne said...

Oh man, I really hope that's a joke! I mean... wow.

so tired said...

I haven't seen my "bunghole" in years. I have no idea what color it is.

Feener said...

holy fo*((* s)*((* -o

i have seen it all !

sltbee69 said...

Oh my hell! I don't make a habit of looking at my bunghole and the one person who might catch a glimpse of it, hasn't complained about the "browness" of it so I think I'll sit this one out. Geesh!

Southern Fried Girl said...

No. Please say that is a sick ass joke.

Please.

In addition to the waxing and the shaving and the plucking and the coloring and the making up and the straightening and the dressing, I seriously need to concern myself with an area of my body that I can, without a doubt, say I have yet to lay eyes on????

How about let's just be satisfied that the area is clean and move on?

Who's with me?

Cindy said...

Oh, that's just CRAZY!! Yep--sounds like a porn star product. Just crazy.

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Anonymous said...

Great and I gave your BLOG ADDRESS to Aunt Cissie and Aunt Ellen

Melissa said...

Hahaahha ewwwwwwwww

magnolia mama said...

Say it isn't so!

When I become "perfect" looking in all other areas, I will concentrate on my bunghole! Craziness!

prepinparadise said...

Okay, first of all, thank you for allowing me to laugh so hard I cried. I needed that. Secondly, who on EARTH thinks of these things? Just wash the darn thing every now and then!

Kerry said...

eew.

suchsimplepleasures said...

i think that is hilarious. right on up there with labia lifts...like a face lift but, for your private area!!
i am NOT offended by this...i am hysterical! you crack me up!!
xoxo

Stacey said...

Geez! As if we don't have enough to worry about?! I draw the line here! LOL!

Candace said...

not sure what to say.

dale91 said...

This one really beats all fun I had! Was rocking with laughter and disgust mixed.hahahahha Stretch Marks Removal Creams

 
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