3.23.2009

This is NOT for the sqeamish!

Every time I listen to the radio I hear the commercial for Zencore Plus.

Do you know the one I'm talking about? The one with Dr. Richard Sandore, and he talks about POTENT, POWERFUL erections. It's on all the time.Quite frankly, it kind of freaks me out, it's almost like radio porn. And just look at the logo!!! Yowsa.

And did you know that Zencore Plus had Horny Goat Weed for MAXIMUM STIMULATION??? I do...because I hear the radio commercial 50 times a day!!!

And at the end of the commercial, they remind you that SIZE MATTERS...so you can get a BIGGER bottle of Zencore Plus if you call right away.

If you think the commercial is graphic, check out the website. You'll need a cigarette after you go on. Like I said, NOT for the squeamish!

Oh and Mom and Dad, don't even bother calling me...I'm not taking this post down! After all, free speech is guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution. It's my blog and I'll talk about male enhancement supplements if I want to!

Yeah, I know, I'm grounded.


8 comments:

Mrs. D said...

Lol, I know, those commercials are on ALL THE TIME. Honestly, I wish they'd ban them during normal viewing/listening hours since I am fearful of my knidergartner asking what it's all about. I don't EVEN want to have to go there.

Mrs. D said...

lol, and he's a KINDERGARTNER not a knidergartner which is probably a German word for sausage or something.

artfulkisser said...

We have an ad here that is punctuated throughout the ad with the word "EJACULATION!" all over the place. "Do you suffer PREMATURE EJACULATION?" "Would you like to delay your EJACULATION?" "Would you like to be in control of our EJACULATIONS?" It makes me feel like a woman in one of those blue Japanese films. They've now branched out into guaranteeing women "STRONGER ORGASMS!" Jeez Louise...

Jan said...

I agree. Most of the time I'm really not listening to the commercials but when I do - I'm shocked.

Dr Zibbs said...

When I hear this it makes me fel bad for "small guys"

Kel said...

Hahahahaha...after I quite choking on my sonic slushy and cleaned off my laptop...I totally didn't know they could post that kind of stuff without charging! :) hahahah
~K

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Anonymous said...

Dr. Zibbs....
Size only matters for the talent-less. :-)

 
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