Once again, my husband is asking me if my resume is updated so I can find a job once school is back in session.
I've had a few suggestions for jobs that might be suitable for me including teaching or real estate. Both are very noble professions, but I don't know if they really fit my "skill set."
I've been deliberating and I've come up with some jobs I would love.
1. Tennis pro
Who plays in over 40 tournaments while the girls are at school and brings in huge amounts of prize money...(yeah, yeah, I know I have to WIN to get prize money...but that's a small technicality) I could also endorse products like Ben Gay and Midol.
2. Person who drives around in a golf cart at a golf course and sells drinks and snacks.
(Only if it pays over 50 grand a year.)
3. Character actress.
(Who does one film a year, in the summer, and can bring my children to the set so they can travel the world and see lots of exotic locales.)
(With ads that bring in huge amounts of revenue.)
Those, my friends, are my kind of jobs.
If you know of anyone that's hiring, drop me an e-mail.
Make sure you specify which position so I can doctor my resume.