6.18.2008

I've lost my mojo...



Just because my friend Doug "Just Did It" doesn't mean I'll be following suit. It's a really cute idea. But I don't think I have the mojo for it. My husband, on the other hand, has mojo to spare!





My husband thinks Doug is brilliant because every man in America is going to buy this book for his wife.






Once he reads the book, I'm sure I'll be hearing alot of...(insert British accent) "Should we shag now, or shag later?" (insert New Jersey accent) "Oy vey."


Okay, enough already with the INSERT. (Why..."does that word make you HORNY baby??")





Damn you Austin Powers and double damn you Doug and Annie!!!

Footnote: Even if you don't plan on doing the nasty every day for 101 days, you SHOULD buy the book. Doug is very entertaining and I'm sure his spin on this subject will make for great reading.


9 comments:

P said...

My thoughts exactly on that darn book. That book was written as leverage to be used by horny husbands.

Bridget said...

Too funny, I am not married and I told a few friends about the book and they told me if I told their boyfriends they would never talk to me again. I guess its not just the married folks that don't shag regularly.

So your hubby is right Doug is brilliant!!

Far From Perfect said...

I will NOT mention this book to the husband...

LunaNik said...

The funny thing about Doug's book is that they go to the porn oscars. You just KNOW that book was written by a man because no woman would seriously write about attending the porn oscars...except maybe jenna jameson.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

I saw a couple on Oprah that did this...maybe the same couple...After 15 years of marriage, I did give a good thinking about...I decided that I do NOT want to do it during Aunt Flow's visits...and DO want to reserve the right to say NO. However, we have increased from once a month to once a week, and that's shown great improvement to our relationship!

Lane Boyz Mom said...

Thank goodness my husband doesn't like to read;) LOL

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

The book is great.

Coach and I have that covered though...I do love me some hot Jersey boy.

:) CG

Immoral Matriarch said...

Stop rubbing your in house penis in my face!! LOL

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

I can't wait to get it. It sounds fabulous! And I second lane boyz mom-my hubby does not like to read either, thank goodness!

 
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