Why Mickey Mouse is Better than Donald Duck.
1. He never does bad things.
2. Unlike Donald, he wears pants
3. Disney likes him.
4. He has knives, but he only uses them for cooking, not when he is mad at people.
5. He has no anger issues.
I will be featuring more of her writing in upcoming posts. Trust me, this one cracked me up, but she has WAY better material.