Answer to the Kate Gosselin photo question...

I'm back from my beach weekend with the gals, and believe it or not...I behaved.

I will post a hilarious photo from the weekend, but I'm too lazy to download it now...so you'll have to wait.

I know you've all been waiting for my answer as to what's UNUSUAL about Kate's bikini photos.

I have to say, we have quite an observant bunch of readers here at Caffeine Court.

Yes, indeed, Kate's belly button is unusually high. Apparently that's what happens when you have a tummy tuck.

I think she looks awesome. Obviously she is well kept. Except for one area. My friend and her husband pointed out to me that Kate has a "bulge" in her bikini, which means one of two things...either she is A.) a hermaphrodite, or B.) too busy getting her hair dyed, tanning and getting a tummy tuck, to properly groom her "lady."

Since she's given birth we know the answer is B.)

Thanks for playing.


Anonymous said...

She certainly does have some "growth" issues going on.

andy said...

one should always maintain their "lady".

that is totally awesome and i may have to change my use of "girl bits" to my "lady".


p.s. they could move my belly button to my freakin' armpit if i got a tummy tuck out of the deal. i KNEW i should have taken some fertility pills so that i could've had multiples and scored a reality television show. because THEN i'd have nice tata's and a flat stomach without stretchmarks...sigh.

Frau said...

I'm so over them there 15 minutes of fame needs to be over those poor kids!

Anonymous said...

hey ipointed that one out too!

Tara R. said...

I don't think I would have ever noticed the belly button.

Far From Perfect said...

Too funny- I remember a "Sex & the City" episode where Sam grew her "Lady" out for her younger boyfriend and then tried to dye it... funny. Is she (Kate) really that crabby...poor kids.

Jaina said...

I think she looks pretty good considering how many kids she's had. I think what she's doing is absolutely ridiculous...I don't think I would ever put my life on television like that. There is nothing real about reality television. Seriously. Her belly button IS freakishly high. Weird.

Jillian, Inc said...

Ha! I stared at the photo in People thinking something was off and then I figured out it was the belly button. And my hubby mentioned the bulge - yeesh. I personally can't stand her, but I do think she looks good.

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