11.09.2008

The answer to yesterday's riddle...

Congratulations to Just Ask Beth. She nailed my riddle EXACTLY.

A "sexual intellectual" is a FUCKING KNOW IT ALL.

Here's the definition according to Urban Dictionary



A person who is clearly a fucking know-it-all. A blend of a smart ass and a douche bag - overall an annoying person that no one can stand.


Many of you came close to the second definition which is:

A person who knows a lot about sex. Not just having it (though that is the best way to learn), but also on a scientific and intellectual level. This person knows about and can discuss sex from a practical point of view.


I loved all your attempts at guessing. What a clever bunch.

If you haven't been over to Urban Dictionary you simply must pay them a visit.

They can teach you some really funny terms, such as Crop Dusting (farting while walking) or fo shizzle my nizzle which expresses agreement with a friend or cohort.

For example..."Would you like a cup of chamomile tea?"

"Fo shizzle my nizzle!!!"

Who says reading Caffeine Court isn't educational?

Probably some "sexual intellectual!"


15 comments:

Mama Wheaton said...

Not sure my guess was close but thanks for the new English lesson!

Pearls To Hide My Neck said...

Ha, I'm lovin this!!
I left something for you over on my blog.

Immoral Matriarch said...

That is absolutely genius. I'll be using this phrase a lot from now on.

Maureen said...

That's a riot!

I worked on our garage this weekend. Whew...

Hope your weekend was productive too!

Mrs. K said...

you are a goof.

Fo shizzle my nizzle. (who would even think of saying that?) might as well learn ebonics too...;P

Kate said...

Do you know what metrosexual is ? ... no fair looking it up

Mrs.D said...

Dang it, see what happens when I clean up my language a bit? I missed it by "fucking". lol. ;-)

Dr Zibbs said...

I had the Slang dictionary checked out from the library and it is a addictive.

Meaghan said...

I found you through my sister (just call me sleep deprived) and see you love coffee :) My boyfriend and I started an online coffee shop and we giveaway 1 lb of Gourmet Coffee every Friday....come on by and enter

www.getthebean.blogspot.com

Sass said...

Wow. I should have known. My dad saw a "bug" once, and I was absolutely convinced it was a brown recluse spider. He said, "No, it's just a sex bug." I was totally confused.

It's just a fucking spider, sass.

Tara R. said...

I didn't even think about looking in the UD... and we have a copy. That's hilarious, and I will be using the term now that I know what it means.

(I finished a second de-clutter project. Thanks for the kick start on that... my family loves you.)

Petunia said...

Hahaha--I've heard of "crop dusting" around the office. That cracks me up!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I love Urban Dictionary. Sexual intellectual is new to me, pretty funny!

Braja said...

i could so incorporate that phrase into my daily routine and no one would blink. Really. If you come over to mine and see where I live and what that looks like, you'd understand... :)

Jaina said...

Lol, too funny

 
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