10.15.2008

What's wrong with this picture?


This is not an example of Photoshop. This is an actual picture of a 67 year old man. How does he look like this? Well, apparently by using Cenegenics. I saw this ad in magazine and I was freaked out, and intrigued.

This dude may look a little odd — OK, maybe bizarre is a better word. But hey, he's the talk of the local pool. He even hangs out there in the winter, just to show off his 67 year old 6 pack.

The Cenegenics system claims to reverse the aging process through nutrition, exercise and shooting yourself up with hormones. Possible side effects include cancer, testicle shrinkage, and baldness. Looks like the baldness has kicked in for this stud. I wonder what his testicles look like? Ewww...I just pictured it.

Anyway, if you want to check out this freak show, or if you want your husband to have a hot bod, a bald head, cancer and tiny nuts, click Cenegenics link NOW.

Footnote: I don't think being bald or having a receding hairline is unattractive. As a matter of fact my boyfriend from years ago used to rub his head with Rogaine everyday and I implored him not to. I think it looks cool to be bald. The bad thing is when you are bald EVERYWHERE because you shoot yourself up with testosterone everyday! It also looks strange to have Mr. Magoo's head on a Schwarzenegger bod.



30 comments:

Jennifer said...

Yea, his face doesn't really match his body, does it!?

MsMVNJ said...

Jennifer, my thoughts exactly - this HAS to be photshop. If this is such a miracle, why aren't his jowls a whole lot tighter??

MsMVNJ said...

Oops - just reread the post - still why doesn't the miracle cure work above the neck??

scargosun said...

Just...no...please put it away.

Mrs. K said...

oh how funny...i don't want to think about the shrinkage- but you know what G has this incredibly strict diet, has an 8-pack and an unbelievable body...no one believes he is 45. So maybe that will be him in 20 years too...he is bald...and well last time i checked...i don't think he's taking that

georgie said...

well if this makes ya go bald then my very vain mr gp is out-he treats his 2 or 3 hairs like they are golden-he would rather have hair than a 6 pack...

Mrs. K said...

did you totally think i took offense to the bald comment? Now I think you're nuts... :)my husband looks hot bald...he actually shaves it off...now about the rest of his body hair? I won't talk about how he nairs his body once a week...no i won't...

Tammy said...

The body is nice, but the face looks strange on it.

Nap Warden said...

Ummm....ewey:P

A Buns Life said...

My hubby is already bald....and I happen to like it, especially with his goatee. Now if I could just get him to have that body without all those other side affects.....

Dr Zibbs said...

I've seen this and it is indeed very disturbing.

Linda S said...

thanks for sharing, Jill! I'll file it under "creepy things I hope I never have to witness in person"!

The Mom said...

LOL, i'm not buying it, but a girl can dream...not about tiny nuts though. ;)

sltbee69 said...

Eww! That has got to be fake! I just can't picture a man that old having a 20-something body. Old men are supposed to be at least a little wrinkly.

jenn said...

There's definitely an ick factor here. I can't put my finger on it, but it looks WRONG.

Mrs.D said...

He has quite a set of nipples there. Weird.

Rick said...

That's me! Only, reserve the chest and stomach part and you've got a picture of me. No biggie.

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

That photo has been in an advertisement in Charleston Skirt magazine for quite awhile now and it creeped me out from the start. I saw another article recently with the same guy (he's supposedly some kind of doctor) WITH his clothes on and it was a little better but not much.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I don't know what's worst, him or the red dress chic!

Chitown Meg said...

LOL. Gross.

Petunia said...

It's obviously not reversing his aging process (by looking at his face), just building muscles. Basically steroids.

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Just weird. But whatever floats his boat I guess!
The testicular thing is just too much!

Mossback Meadow said...

I will now wipe the coffee off my computer screen. LOL!

Jaina said...

That's just wrong. Can't people just age gracefully?

Connie said...

Ok look at what Arnold Swarzenegger looks like now, I have seen him in a swimsuit and he does not look good anymore. I don't believe that picture.

Kate said...

when you use my picture please in the future DO NOT dare change the face again!!!


love

Dad

jerseygirl89 said...

If he's shooting himself up with chemicals anyway, couldn't he just get some Botox too? Just so he matches.

Anonymous said...

Jill, you are just a TOTAL HOOT...

personally, I like guys who look 'our age,' but that's
just me...then again, my biggest turn-off is a rotten personality. Like rigid, rude misogynists.
Does anybody else think this guy looks like Carl Mauldin (sp?)

Little O' Me said...

That was hilarious!!!

I think I'll pass on my hubby having tiny nuts!! HAAAA HAAAAAA

hats on way too tight said...

i don't trust this.. even if the picture's not been touched up.. (yeh, right.. all post publicity images get a bit of refurbishing..) it just sounds like it's going to go bad, sooner or later....

ick, sorry, i'll stick with the old vegetarian diet of mine and just stay active.

barfaroonies.

 
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