10.21.2008

A Caffeine Court News Bulletin

Coffee Shrinks Women's Breasts, Enlarges Men's

dailystar.co.uk — Swedish scientists have caused a stir by suggesting women who drink more than three cups a day could see their bra size drop. Tests by cancer researchers found half of all women have a gene linking breast size to coffee intake. The reaction is the reverse for coffee-slurping blokes – it can make their “moobs" swell.


Do you mean to tell me that my husband's boobs are going to be bigger than mine? Say it ain't so!!!

Do you think Diet Coke has the same effect? I'm panicking here people.


18 comments:

Mrs.D said...

Hmmmmm... I wonder how to use this to my advantage. I could use some leveling out over on the right. Lie on my side to drink?

Jaina said...

I wouldn't mind going down a little bit, but I hate coffee. Is it just coffee or caffeine in general? And has it been tested and retested and then tested again?

Far From Perfect said...

sorry-read about this.Don't buy it!

Mrs.D said...

Nah, couldn't do it anyway. My husband would miss Biggie C over there. lol.

Moe Wanchuk said...

OMG!

I have the sweetest Moobs in Minnesota...34 c's.

Tickled Pink And Green said...

Don't you just hate man boobs? I've seen a lot of them lately.

Dr Zibbs said...

I can honestly say that I'm one of the few men that isn't obsessed by huge boobs. I'm more of a perky boob man. But most importantly, nice smile. With some spunk behind it.

Chitown Meg said...

thank goodness i don't drink caffeine :)

Sass said...

NO. NO. NO. I won't believe it.

No.

That's all I can say.

No.

jenn said...

I am so screwed. "Voluptuous" is not a word you would ever pick to describe me, and I am the queen of the coffee guzzlers.

A Buns Life said...

This could explain sooooooo much!

P said...

I saw that, too. I thought about it for, like, half a second and moved on. Boobs or no boobs, I just can't live without my Starbucks and morning coffee.

Linda S said...

No, I think I have scientific proof on my 38D side. What does Sweden know anyway except meatballs and lingonberries?

jsprik said...

lol...i beg to differ!!! i am 38 DD and i am a coffee freak!!! sry sweden...hugs nd prayers...

LYDIA said...

So, you may hate me, but I have tagged you. I want to see what else we have in common besides political views. See my blog for details....

Dr Zibbs said...

You my dear have been memed. See my blog for details. Also, in reference to you being old, that makes me old because we're the same age. Please post your cheerleading pics.

Flip Flop Momma said...

well i am going to start drinking it..i think my boobage is far more then what I am capable of handleing safely:)

Petunia said...

OMG--I am so glad I don't drink coffee! ;-)

 
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