10.05.2008

A lesson in biology...

My daughter cheered at a Pop Warner football game last night, and I overheard this conversation as I passed a group of children hanging out near the bleachers.


7 year old boy yelling at 9 year old girl: (ANGRY)

I'll kick you in your balls!!!

9 year old girl: (Very calm)

First of all they're not called balls, they're called testicles. Second of all, I'm a girl, I don't have testicles.

Pause...


7 year old boy: (VERY, VERY ANGRY)

THAN... I'LL... KICK YOU IN YOUR VAGINA!!!!



At this point the boy's father heard his son's tirade and dragged the highly agitated lad away for a stern lecture on how to treat a lady.

The 9 year old girl and her posse looked quite pleased with themselves. I'm wondering what they said to him to get him so fired up!



Just another night of good, clean, family fun, here in the great Garden State.



26 comments:

Mrs.D said...

Impressive. I thought that knee caps got busted in Jersey, not vaginas. lol.

High said...

Mrs. D you took th words right out of my mouth. I am Italian and I love bustin' knee caps. Not too popular here in the South.

Petunia said...

Did you ever get your Toy Watch? I was playing with one yesterday at Bloomies, but didn't buy it. I was good.

Feener said...

wtf

Petunia said...

Well, actually I was thinking that it may look a little funny in the middle of winter. Even down here. It is VERY white. It was also surprisingly lightweight. I think they are made of plastic. For some reason I thought that Toy Watches were ceramic like the Chanel J12. It was about $200. Hmmm... I really want a ceramic one. So now I'm on the fence.

Lane Boyz Mom said...

LOL too funny!

Momo Fali said...

Oh my. Someone needs a nice, big bar of soap in his mouth.

Scarlet O'Kara said...

This made me think of one of my favorite lines for a movie..."Boys have penises and Girls have vaginas!"

Can anyone name the movie?

Mrs.D said...

Kindergarten Cop!

Chitown Meg said...

That was awesome.

Linda S said...

Isn't sex-ed great! She get's an "A"!

jenn said...

Love it!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

If that was my daughter, I'd be so proud. LOL!

Jaina said...

Lol.

scargosun said...

That girl is going to write a kick-ass blog someday.

Liquid said...

I have fallen out of my chair, broken my glasses, therefore, cannot find my coffee!!

This is hysterical!

I'm gonna' enjoy following your blog!

he he he

Make it a wonderful day!

Jennifer said...

ROFL--that is funny stuff!

Kathryn said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is hilarious! Poor boy. ;)

sltbee69 said...

That was too funny! Love your new avatar pic BTW.

Liza said...

omg that was hysterical!! I love how the girl stayed all calm and the boy just freaked :) I totally LOL on that last part and everyone in my office turned to look at me. Note to self - stop reading the funny blogs at work ;)

Kate said...

That is awesome!

Mrs. K said...

too funny...you know you gave me an idea...i played with this older man once and we so kicked ass all over the 3.5 court...hmmm

Kathy said...

that's hysterical!
LOVE it!

jsprik said...

too funny...sounds like something i would have done "back in the day", i know, i was wicked!!

The 5 Bickies said...

Hysterical!

The Mrs. said...

Noo kicking in the boogina!!!! LOL!

 
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