10.25.2008

Wanna see my new breast implants?

It's "Scrolling Saturday" the day I pull out some old posts from the archives, because I'm supposed to be cleaning out closets.  (Hubby's home.)

Here goes!

Do you like my new boobs? I got a great deal on them...only $50!

For $10,000 more the doctor said he could put them UNDER my skin. (Or I could go to Brazil and have it done for $200.)

I think they're pretty cute just the way they are, PLUS my husband can bring them with him on business trips so he won't get lonely without me.


Whaddya think? Can you think of any other uses for these babies? (Besides making me look smokin' hot?)

I kind of like them on the kitchen counter.
Really appetizing! YUM YUM



"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”


-Rita Rudner


22 comments:

Mom on the Run said...

I need some new ones (mine are so old one of them got a split in it)--sure is a lot easier than surgery, that's for sure.

I bought them after I heard some young actress rave about them on Regis (and I think it was still Kathy!)

Enjoy!

P said...

Hey, I like'em. Maybe I can get some like that, and they'll put my breasts back up on the top shelf where they belong -- and without surgery.

the mama bird diaries said...

ok.. I'll ask. How exactly did you acquire your new breasts?

B said...

you could use them as a prop while making a faux food display -- you know, in place of real chicken breasts lol

Impoverished Preppy said...

Yarmulke?

Irene said...

Yeah, my hubby would love some portable ones to take to work.

Of course, after breastfeeding 3 kids, I am now smaller than my 14 yo niece. So sad. I definitely could use the help.

Karen MEG said...

I need a pair of these ... or maybe two, in case hubs does want to take them with him when he travels (you are too funny!).

They do look quite yummy on the counter, like a couple of filets...

Do you think they could do double duty on the booty too?!

MommyTime said...

Knee pads for when you're scrubbing the floor? Shock absorbers for when the kids play "bonk heads"? Filler for the bottom of a vase while flower arranging? So many uses...it's amazing to think how we lived without them!

What I want to know is: do you have to buy new bras to wear these?

A Man Among Mommies said...

Outside of the shirt is a AWESOME look... ;-)

Blog Hopping...

Stacey @Real World Mom said...

I prefer the 'over the skin' deal myself! Lookin' good! ;-) Happy Weekend!

Scarlet O'Kara said...

I need to get a set of these. The raw chicken cutlets I have been using are not cutting it any more.

SnappyCasualGifts said...

Do they really stick to the skin well?? I have always wondered if they really stay in place. Funny post!

BuzzeeDad said...

um... is "sitting around squeezing them" considered a use? Cuz that's probably what I would do.

MizSassy said...

Boobs on the counter. You cant beat that! HA-larious!

Maureen said...

Har! Love it... yeah, I can see how guys would love those.... portable and all..

Maureen
Blog Hoppin'

WrdFrk said...

Better outside than in -- nothing less smokin' hot than a woman's chest scarred by implant complications.

prepinparadise said...

I bet they'd make great pot holders.
....a bit off subject, but did anyone see the Will & Grace episode where she wore a water bra and one of the cups started leaking and water was literally spraying out of her shirt? That episode was friggin' hilarious.

Lisa said...

Funny! I do not need any help in the size dept however I could use a lift. How much is that in Brazil?

Linda S said...

that's a good look for you...

jenn said...

Perfect! I definitely need to get some of those...

Geoffrey said...

Hah! Heheh, that quote is quite true. People fuss too much on the concept of breast implants that they forget that they're for enhancement. A useful accessory for comfort and confidence.

Geoffrey Lelia

Shavonda Duarte said...

Hahaha! This is absolutely funny! I like your humor, Jill. Are you still using these implants? Or do they serve as mere decorations on your kitchen counter? Hm, I think they might make good paperweights too. Whatever you do with them, as long as you’re happy with the implants that you chose (even if it’s not put inside you), then that is what matters. It’s always best to do something for yourself, and getting these detachable implants is a fine example of that. - Shavonda Duarte

 
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