10.16.2008

Google Analytics-Part 264

I was checking out my Google Analytics and these are some of the keywords that lead people to my blog:

making out with a dog


flat chested horny housewives

I need new breasts

turkish allegations of losing virginity to animals

what is the crunching sound when I get Botox injections?

Do you think the people searching for flat chested horny housewives who get Botox and make out with dogs were disappointed when their searches led to Caffeine Court?

No wait...don't answer that. I don't even want to go there.


20 comments:

Mrs.D said...

LOL! Now when did you post about the Turks accusing you of losing your virginity to animals? lol.

I'll have to check mine out and see what comes up. I'm scared. ;-)

Dr Zibbs said...

I just found your blog recently but I had a feeling it had something to do with the Turks.

Kate said...

Niiiiiice! I've got to set google analytics back up - hilarious.

Far From Perfect said...

it freaks me out-i have had a couple creepers lurking- funny what draws them out.

jenn said...

The thought of a "crunching sound when getting Botox" gives me major heebie-jeebies!! Blech.

Jaimie Kylene said...

I just happened upon your blog and it makes me smile! Thanks!!

Jaimie Kylene said...

I just happened upon your blog and it makes me smile! Thanks!!

Chitown Meg said...

freaking hilarious.

The Mom said...

LMAO, good ones!

Holly said...

I don't even know what to say...LOL

Sabrae said...

That is too funny! LOL sure you can borrow $500!!! what's $500 if i win a million!? :)

just a girl... said...

those are freaking funny I am still waiting to get some great keywords to post about.

Jaina said...

Lol, those are too funny. I just installed Google Analytics about a week ago, so far no interesting keywords. But we'll see.

simplynotso said...

Wow, that really describes you:)lol

K and/or K said...

as a relatively newbie reader to your blog--I'm just wondering what fun I've been missing out on?! such a hook to stop by here more often! :-)

Petunia said...

Wow! I must have missed your posts on those topics!! LOL!

Sheri/Cookingmom said...

I really enjoy your posts! I nominated you for an award - please see my site for the details.

Thanks!

Allie said...

Oh wow...I have a lot of scandinavians with apron fetishes attracted to my blog.

And, there is that one Vampire-wanna-be called Chet the Undead that is following my blog.

Yours is pretty funny though!

www.screweduptexan.com

Jennifer said...

TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

Huckdoll said...

Ugh! That Botox crunching sound thing is disgusting...ew :)

 
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