My First Haiku Friday (On Saturday...how typical!)

Haiku Friday

Road Trip Rest Stop

Bladder full legs crossed
Exit, park, RUN!!! Damn...long line
Open door, gag...squat

Don't touch!!! Wash your hands!
Cinnabon, Sbarro's, Starbuck's
Five dollar latte

Buckle, merge, cruise
Mmmmm caffeine yummy
Bladder full legs crossed

Repeat for 200 miles


The Immoral Matriarch said...


stop drinking all that coffee!

Holly said...

LMAO! Those are awesome. :P

Anonymous said...

No need to squat
Guess you forgot
Germs and worms
Not on the seat
So plop your ass
And pass your gas

P said...

I was having that same problem last Friday!

sara said...

That sounds like me

suchsimplepleasures said...

your first haiku...no!!!!
you did an amazing job!
i am so impressed!

April said...

Yep, I do that, too :)

Blog Hoppin',
Balancing Hops

The Mrs. said...

That was fabulous! Great job!

LunaNik said...

You're effing funny. Love it!

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