4.26.2008

My First Haiku Friday (On Saturday...how typical!)

Haiku Friday



Road Trip Rest Stop

Bladder full legs crossed
Exit, park, RUN!!! Damn...long line
Open door, gag...squat

Don't touch!!! Wash your hands!
Cinnabon, Sbarro's, Starbuck's
Five dollar latte

Buckle, merge, cruise
Mmmmm caffeine yummy
Bladder full legs crossed

Repeat for 200 miles



9 comments:

MarĂ­a said...

*lol*

stop drinking all that coffee!

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Those are awesome. :P

Anonymous said...

No need to squat
Guess you forgot
Germs and worms
Not on the seat
So plop your ass
And pass your gas

Katie Ryan said...

I was having that same problem last Friday!

Anonymous said...

That sounds like me

suchsimplepleasures said...

your first haiku...no!!!!
you did an amazing job!
i am so impressed!
xoxox

April said...

Yep, I do that, too :)

Blog Hoppin',
Balancing Hops

The Mrs. said...

That was fabulous! Great job!

LunaNik said...

You're effing funny. Love it!

 
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