I'd rather tangle with Freddie Krueger...

Than with these Krazy Glue packin' chicks!!!!

Women stick together against cheating lover

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score -- with Krazy Glue.

The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee.

"We had a plan," one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a "rub down," the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man's wife, who joined her in the room.

One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, "Which one do you love more?"

After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south.

Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

The women, including Michelle Belliveau, fled when the man started yelling. All were later charged with false imprisonment. Ziemann also faces charges of fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery. The wife was not named to protect the man's identity.

The man was treated and released at a hospital, said Calumet County District Atty. Kenneth Kratz, who otherwise declined comment.

Okay, guys. Can you imagine being surrounded by these scorned women? Just look at them!! The one on the left probably had the same look on her face after she glued the dude's member to his stomach.

I'm not going to lie. I think this is funny as hell, and I'm showing it to my husband. Hey, nothing wrong with instilling a little fear.

As this story proves, "hell hath NO fury like a woman scorned."

Just ask Lorena Bobbitt.


somebodystolemytwinkie said...

oh DAMN! hahahahaha. I can't believe how something as innocent as that landed these women in jail. Heaven forbid the authorities ever find any of my exes. mwhuahahahahaha

The Chic Chauffeur said...

hey, don't commit adultery, and ya got no worries!

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!!!!

Kate said...

well, that third gal looks mighty satisfied with herself. I see no remorse on their faces.

Mrs. D said...

Tee hee.... I love it. I wonder if he'll try that again?

Nope, probably not.

PaperCourt said...

Those bi-otches look scary!

Pearls To Hide My Neck said...

This has been the talk among my friends the last few days. We all think it is hysterical. I think their bail was set at $200 each. Think the judge probably agreed with their vigilante justice, as do I. I think it was the perfect revenge!

Jaina said...

Wow. Can't say he didn't deserve it, but still. Wow.

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