9.14.2009

Okay, I've Milked This Story Long Enough!

I can't leave any of you thinking that I got wasted and flashed my boobs at the Open. So without further ado, here's what happened.

The actual ending to the story is a combination of options B. and C. from my previous post.

When I saw that my friend was freaked out that we had 8 extra guests in the box I called Donald's right hand man in the hall. He was stunned that I thought having all the extra people was a problem!! He insisted that everyone stay.

We then continued to party hearty. There was Lance Bass look-alike tennis pro from one of Trump's clubs in the box with us, and he was like a camp counselor. In an attempt to get us on the JumboTron, he led us all in a rowdy version on YMCA. He poured massive amounts of Trump Vodka in my Diet Coke, which I promptly dumped out when he wasn't looking.

We took turns peeking a Johnny Mac in the broadcast booth, and we waved at Will Ferrell, who was seated directly below us (drinking a pina colada!!!).

It was a wonderful night and a good time was had by all.

And that concludes my coverage of the 2009 U.S. Open.

I can't wait to go back next year. Wanna come with me?



12 comments:

Meta said...

Finally! I was waiting for that post and what really happened! Great story!

Mrs. D said...

Whew!! I'm glad it wasn't as bad as the options. It sounds like you had a great time, I mean how could you not have? You were surrounded by celebs, had free liquor, and were partying in The Donald's box. Cool.

Frau said...

Okay good...but was your friend okay with it all and will she invite you back next year? If so I'm so on board!

Kate said...

Whew! Sounds like a great time!! Glad there was not bloodshed or anyone being escorted out by security. I want in next year!!

linda said...

How was your friend about it?

Caffeine Court said...

We're all friends-so once Trump's guy INSISTED they stay she was fine. Before I spoke with him-things were a bit tense.

I learned a valuable lesson about being too impulsive! Thank goodness it worked out.

Timi said...

Great story! Next year can I be your new BFF and tag along?

Mrs. Sitcom said...

GREAT story...I like the real version best, actually (in large part because Trump's guy was so cool with all the extra people!). I was having a hard time believing the last part of C...but you never know :) Sounds like a great time for all!

Jaina said...

Sounds like the perfect resolution. I hope your friend isn't mad at you.

Impoverished Preppy said...

Thank goodness... what a tale1

Secretia said...

You can always flash 'em the next time!

Secretia

Tickled Pink And Green said...

OMG I can't believe what luck you had getting to sit in Trump's box. By the way I was shocked to hear what Trump had to say on the Serena situation. He doesn't think Serena did anything wrong! He said it was a bad call and basically blames the ref for the whole situation. WTH??

I think I told you once that Hubby use to play tennis big time...starting at around 10 and then on into college. Use to go to Kalamazoo, the whole bit. Was once ranked. Anyway, he knows Pat McEnroe as they use to play against each other in doubles back in the day!

 
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