I've been assessing my life and I feel as though I don't contribute enough to society. After much thought, I've come up with a way to help others . Through my blog.
I am dedicating this week to helping others. All week long I'll be giving you pieces of advice to make your lives better.
If you have any problems you need solved feel free to ask. I'm here to help.
My first piece of advice is a pearl of wisdom I've learned regarding marriage. It's one of the secrets to a happy union.
That advice is: "Don't have a blog. If you must, stick to recipes. Ones that you actually cook."
I'll give you some time to think about this one, and I'll be back with many more formulas to make your life as great as mine.
Remember, I'm at your service 24/7. (Unless I'm on Facebook or playing tennis.)
8 comments:
I have a question. How can I get 500 followers on my blog by April?
Haha, can't wait to see what you have in store for us this week. :)
i have a question i have this one follower who keeps unfollowing me and then following me- kinda giving me the creeps- either hop on or get off...and why do i only have 40? am i that lame? must be. shit.
I think I'd rather not have a husband. ;-)
OK I'm waiting for rule #2 cuz I already violated rule #1.
Wow, you offer such profound guidance. I can't wait to see what the rest of the week holds.
I just realized why I shouldn't be a blogger. Too much effort. Takes too much time. Facebook is quick and dirty more my style.
I plan to retire from blogging but will not stop reading all my new friend's blogs. Thanks Caffeine Court for generating some traffic 4 Mommie Dearest Love you !!
I can't believe my mom just told me that "quick and dirty" is her style.
I need to go take a shower.
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