I was checking out my Google Analytics and these are some of the keywords that lead people to my blog:
making out with a dog
flat chested horny housewives
I need new breasts
turkish allegations of losing virginity to animals
what is the crunching sound when I get Botox injections?
Do you think the people searching for flat chested horny housewives who get Botox and make out with dogs were disappointed when their searches led to Caffeine Court?
No wait...don't answer that. I don't even want to go there.
10.16.2008
Google Analytics-Part 264
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LOL! Now when did you post about the Turks accusing you of losing your virginity to animals? lol.
I'll have to check mine out and see what comes up. I'm scared. ;-)
I just found your blog recently but I had a feeling it had something to do with the Turks.
Niiiiiice! I've got to set google analytics back up - hilarious.
it freaks me out-i have had a couple creepers lurking- funny what draws them out.
The thought of a "crunching sound when getting Botox" gives me major heebie-jeebies!! Blech.
I just happened upon your blog and it makes me smile! Thanks!!
I just happened upon your blog and it makes me smile! Thanks!!
freaking hilarious.
LMAO, good ones!
I don't even know what to say...LOL
That is too funny! LOL sure you can borrow $500!!! what's $500 if i win a million!? :)
those are freaking funny I am still waiting to get some great keywords to post about.
Lol, those are too funny. I just installed Google Analytics about a week ago, so far no interesting keywords. But we'll see.
Wow, that really describes you:)lol
as a relatively newbie reader to your blog--I'm just wondering what fun I've been missing out on?! such a hook to stop by here more often! :-)
Wow! I must have missed your posts on those topics!! LOL!
I really enjoy your posts! I nominated you for an award - please see my site for the details.
Thanks!
Oh wow...I have a lot of scandinavians with apron fetishes attracted to my blog.
And, there is that one Vampire-wanna-be called Chet the Undead that is following my blog.
Yours is pretty funny though!
www.screweduptexan.com
TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!
Ugh! That Botox crunching sound thing is disgusting...ew :)
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