Okay, so I had another tennis match today. And I'll cut to the chase...I lost, AGAIN.
3-6, 6-4, 3-6. And I played even better than last week. I'm getting so much better. Why? Because I'm playing people who are so much damn better and more experienced that me!!!
This is who I lost to this week.
Seriously...she was "Mrs. Globe." Just picture her in a skimpy white tennis outfit, smashing a yellow ball at your face. Then you'll know what my morning was like. I probably could have won if the glare off her tiara wasn't so BLINDING!!
Oh well. Maybe next week I can lose to Miss Universe.
I need a martini. And some breast implants.
6.04.2009
Not again!!!
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You can't be expected to play well under those circumstances! :)
So you lost to fake royalty, you'll get her next time.
those are evil eyes...
maybe a martini and a margarita or 2
Hit her with your baton twirling routine. That'll get her.
well I'd be distracted also...especially if the boobs are going in opposite directions ;)
I think that's an unfair match. She should at least take of the tiara.
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